A Frightful Night in the Suburbs

Recently I discovered a lively recreation center in Suburbia where I enjoy my running and swimming. In the water park, the loud and hysterical screams of the children can be heard constantly. Now I know why.

The other night, two adventurous girlfriends encouraged me to try the water slide. I did, and it scared the bijeeziss out of me. It was fast. Really fast. My Aries and Sagittarius might have loved it had not my Cancer felt that she was clinging to her sanity all the way down. The twists, turns, and dips were maddening.

I hit the lazy river with a force that sent me into a coughing fit and reminded me of drowning, since the current of the river added quite dramatically to my unbalanced condition and discombobulation. I righted myself and gave thanks that I got through the tube relatively unharmed.

The two ladies suggested sitting up for an easier more enjoyable ride. I'm not sure this little elder will try that again. Then again I might. I've gotta live. It's maybe time to live it up.

I feel like I crashed through a border. Possibly it's a harbinger of things to come, with Uranus now in my 12th house, finishing up a revolution and planning a trip across my ascendant in Aries. An extraordinary new start, probably far from the norm.

Good god, Jm. You're getting old.

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